Asking for a move to Liverpool is the equivalent of going into someones' home on Christmas Day and pissing on their kids! He should have known better!
(To the tune of 'She'll be coming round the mountain') Gabriel Heinze was a scouser in disguise, Oh that Heinze was a scouser in disguise, But Fergie said to him no more, And showed the greedy c*nt the door, Coz he was just a filthy Scouser in disguise...
United Road Take Me Home (Fast) Chant
All time anthem (Ed: Better audio just added)
United Top of the League Chant
Top of of the league? That would be us then
Jingle Bells - United Win Away Chant
Man United sing this song around Christmas time, on a regular basis
He Goes by the Name of Wayne Rooney Chant
Referring to the fact that Wayne Rooney is the best player since Pele
Sung when Van Persie scored his first hat-trick for Man United